lalala~

Engin Camp...needing...more females? o_O

Anyway, ignore the above.

I'm BACK! (like finally.)

Haha...glad to inform you guys that Rovers FOC is from 17-20 Jul, and the camp fees are $30 for councillors! Let your juniors who are entering NUS this coming semester to join in! Lotsa fun! Get them to contact ME. ;)

Enjoy ur hols dudes!

Lame Jokes of the Day

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter: Sit down, Sir. We serve anyone.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter: Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: That's all right, Sir. He won't drink much.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my teacup?

Waiter: I wouldn't know, Sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortuneteller.
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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter: Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
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We Have Chemistry!

I am attracted to you
Like an electron to a proton
Together we form an ionic bond
Though we are opposite charged ions

I am drawn towards you
Our love is unique as an orbital
For only two electrons can fill this space

As my love for you increases
My energy level rises
I am in this excited state
Increasing the tendency to form a chemical bond

I was an element
It took you to make me a compound substance
Falling in love with you is a chemical reaction
Which cause my love for you to grow

Ours is an exothermic love
Each giving of love not just absorbing it
Sometimes you do something especially nice
Which speeds up the chemical process
Like a catalyst in my increasing love for you

I realise we have our inhibition periods
And sometimes I am selfish enough
To be an endothermic reaction
Only absorbing your love

The feeling i have for you is so
intense It cannot be measured in kilojoules
Often I have to make a qualitative elementary analysis
To understand and love you more
But i don't expect to know your empirical formula
You are too complex a person for that

WHEN YOU ARE GONE, I AM A NOBLE GAS
AN INERT SUBSTANCE
WHEN I AM WITHOUT YOU THE WORLD SEEMS STILL
AND I AM AT EQUILIBRIUM.......

This is such an old poem forwarded thru email haha. But I managed to retrieve this from my JC portal's online messaging system =)

Anyone wanna share yours? ;)