Lame Jokes of the Day

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter: Sit down, Sir. We serve anyone.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter: Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: That's all right, Sir. He won't drink much.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my teacup?

Waiter: I wouldn't know, Sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortuneteller.
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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter: Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
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